Lady Gaga, the blasphemous babe of “Alejandro” fame (where she even dared to dress as a nun, remix some old Madonna and Ace of Base tracks and eat a rosary), is calling for a boycott of BP Oil. Something called “Gather” reports that her fame alone should be enough to destroy the company now famous for ruining the Gulf of Mexico for many people.
I’m sure BP Oil is quaking in their slip resistant antistatic boots right now. All that’s left is for the Backstreet Boys to jump out from behind the curtain and shout “Boo!” The entire BP executive staff will soil their diapers right then and there.
Well. We can hope can’t we? Maybe they’ll drop their prices just to stay alive!
Fiesta! Siesta! Alejandro!
We have cheap gas!
We’re in the Green!
Alejandro!
The Backstreet Boys!
Gaga’s our queen!
She’ll pump gas with her cigarette breath!
Alejandro!
Fernando!
BP burned off my eyebrows
With their gas fumes
Just have my cigarette and boom!
Alejandro! Alejandro!
Please pray for everyone caught up in pornography.